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To: Jeff Chandler

I expect there will be 150+ posts.

25 posted on 05/24/2019 8:30:47 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)

To: DoodleBob

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To lay it on the line.

33 posted on 05/24/2019 8:39:04 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (This Space For Rant)

To: DoodleBob

Why did the duck cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off.

34 posted on 05/24/2019 8:39:31 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (This Space For Rant)

To: DoodleBob

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

36 posted on 05/24/2019 8:39:59 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (This Space For Rant)

To: DoodleBob

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

37 posted on 05/24/2019 8:40:31 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (This Space For Rant)

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