“Well, now, what did I do in those eight years? Let me think. I played some hoops. I learned golf. I ate a lot of Hell Burgers. I spoke off some teleprompters. I told Putin to ‘cut it out’ and I drew lines in the sand that were really threatening. I did my best to destroy the economy only to have that irresponsible bastard make me look bad by causing the economy to roar back better than ever. I pushed to get as many immigrants to come in as I could and made sure they would vote Democrat. Oh, and I authorized my successor to be wiretapped and spied upon secretly by our intelligence agencies.
Oh, and I normalized relations with Cuba and Vietnam and made a sweetheart deal with Iran.
Does that about sum it up, Michelle. Michelle? Why does everyone fall asleep when I talk? Joe? Get Joe in here. I know he’s an imbecile but he’ll at least sit through my speeches even though he tries to smell my hair afterwards. Joe! Joe?..”
Right on, FRiend.
You forgot shipping guns to the Mexican cartels to push against the 2nd Amendment in the US.