Posted on 05/23/2019 11:01:56 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
LINCOLN, Neb. - A not-so-swift-minded suspect gave authorities a pseudonym Tuesday, forgetting he was wearing a lanyard with his real name on it, police said.
Officers responded to a domestic assault call at 10:30 p.m. knowing they would be contacting Markel Towner, 26, who has two warrants for his arrest, police said.
When investigators arrived, they found Towner seated in a vehicle out front of the house they were called to.
When an officer asked his name he replied, “Deangelo Towns” although a lanyard around his neck read “Markel Towner.”
After a brief struggle, Towner was taken into custody.
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Just glad it’s not Florida....again.
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
So I’m guessing he doesn’t work at NASA....
Deangelo, not DeShawn?
Maybe his roots go back to a former Italian Africa colony?
“What’s your name, son?”
“Dishow.”
“Dishow what?”
“Dishow ain’t no place I gots tah be!”
“And what’s your girlfriends name?”
“Turner.”
“Turner what?”
“Turner round and we gone.”
Haha. Oops.
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