This is a nugget which was left in the previous thread’s festival. Many thanks to Cletus D. Yokel for this fun story!
CLETUS’ QONTRIBUTION TO THE QANTEEN QANTICLES:
To: HarleyLady27
It’s late at night in the Hannity house on Long Island NY. Sean is fitfully tossing in bed...as usual.
Suddenly, the phone rings. Sean rolls over and opens one sleepy eye and tries to focus on the display. He makes out the blurry area code...Washington DC. Suddenly he is wide awake trying to brush the cobwebs from his brain to recall if he knows the number from memory. Nope.
He quickly snatches the handset up and snarls, “Hannity!” into the mouthpiece, thinking ‘this better be REAL good’. He hears a simple quiet voice say, “Q sent me.” Sean doesn’t recognize the voice.
“Hold on.”, he says as he makes his way past the bathroom, denying the pressure evident in his bladder and heads downstairs so he won’t bother the family. “OK, I’m secure now.” he says, chuckling to himself at his attempt at spookery.
The voice tells him, “I’ve sent an anonymous note to select Anons and to several friendly media outlets about Maya Rockeymoore.” Sean replies, “Um, yeah, Elijah Cummings’ wife. Go on.”
“Her little “foundation” isn’t so little and she has been selling access to Elijah AND has committee.”, is the reply.
“HARD evidence?”, Sean asks.
“Don’t be lazy. Do your own research! It will pay off.” The voice says.
Sean asks, “Sooooo, another congressman who won’t be able to support impeachment. He never should have called Trump a traitor. How many do we have now?”
“Not enough. Let this one stew in the internet for a while. It will bloom quickly, tho.” he says. The boss calls this ‘winning!”
Sean replies, “Where we go one, we go all. Thanks for the heads up. One last question, though...”
“The same one as always, Sean?”
Yep, When do I get to give the Anons a shout out?”
“Forget it Sean.”
Click.
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1,290 posted on 5/21/2019, 1:56:22 PM by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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