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Spider scare leads to Georgia woman's van rolling into river
NBC News ^ | 5/21/2019 | Minnyvonne Burke

Posted on 05/22/2019 4:18:34 AM PDT by simpson96

A spider scare landed a woman's van in a river.

An unidentified Georgia woman was backing her Kia van down a boat ramp to put her kayak in a river in Kingston, about 56 miles north of Atlanta, on Sunday when she was startled by an unwanted visitor.

A spider suddenly jumped in her lap, according to a Georgia State Patrol press release.

Frightened, the woman said she jumped out of the vehicle without putting it in park. The van then rolled into the Etowah River, floated downstream a few feet and then became "totally submerged," the department said.

A boater in the area tried to find the van, but couldn't. The woman's insurance company will try to get a dive team to locate and remove the van, authorities said.

(Excerpt) Read more at nbcnews.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: arachnid; arachnids; spider; spiders

1 posted on 05/22/2019 4:18:34 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Wow. Putting it in park can be done as one smooth move toward egress.


2 posted on 05/22/2019 4:22:52 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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3 posted on 05/22/2019 4:24:42 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: simpson96

When last seen the woman was living in a VAN down by the RIVER!


4 posted on 05/22/2019 4:30:26 AM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: simpson96

Is the spider dead?


5 posted on 05/22/2019 4:37:24 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.arare)
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To: simpson96

What a coincidence. I just got a great deal on a slightly used van off of Georgia Craigslist.


6 posted on 05/22/2019 4:39:02 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: simpson96

Isn’t there a nursery rhyme for that?

“Along came a spider,
who sat down beside her...”


7 posted on 05/22/2019 4:43:18 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ( "It's always a party when you're eating the seed corn.")
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To: simpson96

Man, them divers is strong fellers.


8 posted on 05/22/2019 4:44:22 AM PDT by Freedom4US
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9 posted on 05/22/2019 4:54:12 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: \/\/ayne

That was Ann Barnhardt for a while, I believe.

She had embraced poverty so well, I doubt that she could have afforded a kayak!


10 posted on 05/22/2019 4:59:07 AM PDT by Oscar in Batangas (Jan. 20, 2017, 12:00 PM: The End of an ERROR)
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To: Vaquero

Yeah, I’m thinking she was too lazy to sell it, or return it to a lender. Or if paid off, wanted quick cash from her insurance company. I don’t believe her story, and I hate spiders.


11 posted on 05/22/2019 5:05:07 AM PDT by healy61
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You would think that a person who floats rivers in a kayak wouldn’t totally lose their mind over a spider.

Spiders and insects dropping into the canoe or kayak is rather common. It is rather fun trying to flip that snake out of the canoe as you try to figure out if it’s a Yellow Bellied Water snake or a cotton mouth.


12 posted on 05/22/2019 5:07:51 AM PDT by Clay Moore (You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.)
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Panic is NOT our friend.

I have found in my later years that I am beginning to put “how someone handles pressure or surprise” on my list for forming an opinion of them...


13 posted on 05/22/2019 6:58:08 AM PDT by HeadOn (Gooooooooooo, Barr!)
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To: simpson96

Nature lover...?


14 posted on 05/22/2019 12:55:07 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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"...or you'll be in a van rolling into a river..."
15 posted on 05/22/2019 1:07:12 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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16 posted on 05/22/2019 3:17:07 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Who will think of the gerbils ? Just say no to Buttgiggity !)
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