1 posted on
05/22/2019 4:18:34 AM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
Wow. Putting it in park can be done as one smooth move toward egress.
2 posted on
05/22/2019 4:22:52 AM PDT by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
When last seen the woman was living in a VAN down by the RIVER!
4 posted on
05/22/2019 4:30:26 AM PDT by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: simpson96
5 posted on
05/22/2019 4:37:24 AM PDT by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.arare)
To: simpson96
What a coincidence. I just got a great deal on a slightly used van off of Georgia Craigslist.
6 posted on
05/22/2019 4:39:02 AM PDT by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: simpson96
Isn’t there a nursery rhyme for that?
“Along came a spider,
who sat down beside her...”
7 posted on
05/22/2019 4:43:18 AM PDT by
Pearls Before Swine
( "It's always a party when you're eating the seed corn.")
To: simpson96
Man, them divers is strong fellers.
To: simpson96
9 posted on
05/22/2019 4:54:12 AM PDT by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: simpson96
You would think that a person who floats rivers in a kayak wouldn’t totally lose their mind over a spider.
Spiders and insects dropping into the canoe or kayak is rather common. It is rather fun trying to flip that snake out of the canoe as you try to figure out if it’s a Yellow Bellied Water snake or a cotton mouth.
12 posted on
05/22/2019 5:07:51 AM PDT by
Clay Moore
(You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.)
To: simpson96
Panic is NOT our friend.
I have found in my later years that I am beginning to put “how someone handles pressure or surprise” on my list for forming an opinion of them...
13 posted on
05/22/2019 6:58:08 AM PDT by
HeadOn
(Gooooooooooo, Barr!)
To: simpson96
To: simpson96

"...or you'll be in a van rolling into a river..."
15 posted on
05/22/2019 1:07:12 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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