Posted on 05/15/2019 7:30:23 AM PDT by Red Badger
Not ONE BUT TWO!.........................
A full kit.
Does your tobacco taste differently today?
Double penetration
“Each packet contained two Micro L8 Star phones with two SIM cars, two phone chargers and a packet or marijuana, the report says.”
Wow. Just wow. These girls have quite an imagination, as to how to smuggle contraband into prison.
DVDA
LOL.
Can you imagine having to be the person to search, and reach inside, and pull things out? Just saying, it was someone’s job to search these girls, and retrieve the items from deep inside.
Holy moley........
Yo Bud, I think I smell something funny going on in there:-)
...a K-9 advised deputies there were narcotics present...
You tell them to bend over and cough. It will come out.
Can you believe they are going to separate these poor women from their children! Boy, the leftists are going to protest this!
Most women can get roughly ten pounds of stuff in there. Though there may be a bulge. :)
Talk about your booty calls.
I was once visiting a prisoner in IL, and saw a heavy-set woman pull something out of her bra to give the inmate she was visiting. I assume it was a small baggie of marijuana, but maybe something else. She had a HUGE bra size, so maybe had it hidden under the sagging “girls”. They do body searches there, but not “cavity” searches.
https://nypost.com/2019/05/13/snarling-burger-king-customer-allegedly-hid-7-syringes-in-vagina/
‘Snarling’ Burger King customer allegedly hid 7 syringes in vagina
Ok you win...entries are now closed
Character from a Mad magazine snippet: “Ever since I watched Papillon, I keep my valuables in a very special place.”
Rukeiya and Rikeishma. Kinda makes you go “hmmmmm”.
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