You needs to get edjumacated like all the Gaia worshipers, all them now that the name 'Greenland' has nothing to with flora, it was named after it's discoverer Sven Greenhard! 
You needs to get edjumacated like all the Gaia worshipers, all them now that the name 'Greenland' has nothing to with flora, it was named after it's discoverer Sven Greenhard!
It was named Greenland as a marketing ploy because that was before they discovered the wonders of “this one weird trick” to get people to move there.