Well, you should have got one.
Here’s my recommendation.....
While in a rare moment of sobriety, Captain7seas hit the water like a sheet of plywood and dove down 1200 feet in 1982. For gallantry and interpridity above and beyond the call of duty, and for having lungs the size of Texas, I hereby recommend him for the Free Republic Toilet Swirlie Medal With Plunger Device.
If you wear this medal to Red Lobster, they’ll give you free salt on your fries.
Thank you so much for the award. I will wear it with pride to my vasectomy. If I am going to be impotent, I want to look impotent.