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To: sparklite2

Comedy also flows from oppression. The Soviets had some good stuff. There was a humor magazine called Krokidil that had this bit ...
Q: What should we do in the event of a nuclear attack?
A: Wrap yourself in a shroud and walk slowly to the cemetery.
Q: Why slowly?
A: To avoid a panic.

That’s good........;)


9 posted on 04/30/2019 7:12:54 PM PDT by Dawgreg
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To: Dawgreg

I always think of the joke in “The Lives of Others”....

Honecker arrives at his office and opens his window.
He greets the Sun, saying: “Good morning, dear Sun!”

“Good morning, dear Honecker” the sun replies.

Honecker works, and then at noon he heads to the window and says: “Good day, dear Sun!”

“Good day, dear Honecker!” the sun replies.

In the evening, Honecker calls it a day, and heads once more to the window, and says: “Good evening, dear Sun!” There is no response.

Hearing nothing, Honecker says again: “Good evening, dear Sun! What’s the matter?” The sun retorts: “Screw you. I’m in the West now!”


10 posted on 04/30/2019 7:14:41 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Dawgreg

The Soviets had another joke.

They pretend to pay us.

We pretend to work.


13 posted on 04/30/2019 7:16:45 PM PDT by Texas resident (Democrats=Enemy of People of The United States of America)
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Why don’t vultures fly commercial?

Carrion is not allowed inside the cabin area.


18 posted on 04/30/2019 7:19:56 PM PDT by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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