I always think of the joke in “The Lives of Others”....
Honecker arrives at his office and opens his window.
He greets the Sun, saying: “Good morning, dear Sun!”
“Good morning, dear Honecker” the sun replies.
Honecker works, and then at noon he heads to the window and says: “Good day, dear Sun!”
“Good day, dear Honecker!” the sun replies.
In the evening, Honecker calls it a day, and heads once more to the window, and says: “Good evening, dear Sun!” There is no response.
Hearing nothing, Honecker says again: “Good evening, dear Sun! What’s the matter?” The sun retorts: “Screw you. I’m in the West now!”
It’s so twue.....lol