ROFL!!
“put your hands up and your gun down” (with a nasal twinge while holding his nose) :)
those aren’t the exact words but it’s hysterical :)
“oh and by he way, I faked every orgasm”
“here. you can have this back” (garter)
“That isn’t mine”
You could go FOREVER with the lines and laughs in that movie.
they come out of Platoon doubling over with laughter because they just met!
He kills the 20,000 dollar fish and destroys them emperor’s pen lol!!!
NOW I HAVE TO WATCH IT!!