Nicolas Cage's wife of 4 days agrees to divorce, asks for spousal support: reports

Fox News ^ | April 22, 2019 | Tyler McCarthy

[sparklite2]

They’d been dating for a year, so I’d say he knew she’s a girl. Your gaydar needs calibration. ;)

[Reno89519]

Four days earns spousal support?!

[Huskrrrr]

I almost proposed to a bar girl. Fortunately, she ran off with another guy and made his life miserable instead.

[Equine1952]

All bar girls are not bad. We have a real winner in Congress making Nasty Pelosi’s life miserable. Ya gotta watch out for waitresses too. Ask Warren Zevon.

[DaxtonBrown]

I bet she is great in the sack though.

[Equine1952]

You’re thinking with your southern brain. Better move the thinking north. 4 days is all it takes for support issues? Nothing is that good. I don’t care if she is equipped with a trampoline and mink panties.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

:)

[Ken H]

Wiki says he’s worth $25M, down from as much as $150M.

Bet he goes throught that $25M pretty quick.

[Blue Highway]

I thought it was "Dottie" from Pee Wee's Big Adventure

[doorgunner69]

Does that guy always dress up like a pimp?

[redshawk]

She’s single again, guys.
And “in the money.”

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Looks like my brother’s ex.
Just a nasty gold digger.

[redshawk]

Wow. Sounds like the plot of a Nicolas Cage movie.

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Just doing research for the sequel.

[redshawk]

Sounds like the, Gymnast Episode from Seinfeld.

[Equine1952]

Sweet, I wonder if it’s on YouTube. All that and a trampoline and mink panties.

[caww]

Love his movies but he's dumber than a box of rocks socially.

[caww]

He likes to gamble I hear.

[Steve Van Doorn]

Exactly. I like him but he is sadly ill informed about a great many things.

[wardaddy]

Man is he stupid

[dp0622]

LOL

[Equine1952]

The guy has the acting ability of Elvis Presley, the IQ of AOC, and gets married on a binge. He didn’t have to act in “Raising Arizona”. He was just hisself.