Posted on 04/20/2019 10:12:46 AM PDT by EveningStar
The Philadelphia 76ers just learned that a high-pressure situation like the NBA Playoffs can cause the body to do weird things, like dropping stink bombs on the bench.
Midway through the fourth quarter of Thursday night's game between the 76ers and the Brooklyn Nets, TNT's camera cut to the bench for a glimpse of Philadelphia star Joel Embiid, who was out with a knee injury. But instead of finding Embiid and teammates deep in thought, the camera found a group of players reeling from what was probably one hell of a bad fart.
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When I was in the USN, we had a First Class who had to have all of his teeth pulled for some reason. I think the only thing he ate for weeks was peanut butter straight from the jar using a spoon.
One day, he let particularly nasty peanut butter enhanced one loose in our shop on the ship, and in the confined space, people were nearly retching and climbing over each other to get out of the hatch!
In the end, he was the only one in the shop, with a big grin on his face!
Come on, those guys were as much “classless louts” as we are on this thread, enjoying their experience.
About four years ago I lost about a third of my colon due to Stage 2 colon cancer. Poops are a lot sloppier since; bidet is a godsend. If you don’t have one, get one.
CCCP would have voted Andre a “10!” for that one, comrades!
“Fortunately, Bob Costas has been reassigned to late night fart coverage, “
Nothing fortunate about it. I enjoy a good fart story as much as the next guy but cannot stomach Bob Costas.
I discovered the truth of the amplification of flatulent sound by means of corner loading such acoustical energy on a wooden church pew where corner, back and seat meet. Normally a single source sound has an amplification factor of 1 when suspended in air, 2 if reinforced from the horizontal, 4 if reinforced from horizontal and vertical surfaces and 8 if sourced from two sides and a horizontal position as in on a floor and in a corner.
I tried to hold back but it ripped with such force that the guy’s ears in front of me reddened and tittering started from the girl in back of me. I turned around at the giggling young lady and her beau and did the only honorable thing ...I pointed at my wife who blushed and slapped me on the arm. That brought out howls of laughter from the couple and the guy’s ears in front of me reddened still. The pastor paused and turned towards our general direction with a slightly stern look and we immediately composed ourselves and he went on with the sermon.
LOL no shame, eh?
The Fox Smells His Own Hole!
He who accused it fused it.
lol...good one!
Somehow I knew this thread needed at least one BASEketball reference.
All those sayings...as Billy Crystal once said, to an eight year old kid, there is nothing funnier than a fart!
Additionally, I heard a fellow Freeper once say that all the great inventions of mankind stem from the same impulse that causes a boy to try to light a fart on fire...
I think that is true!
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