[imardmd1]

He jumped in his buggy
And stepped on the gas,
The bottom fell out
And he fell on his britches.

(From way back in my fourth grade, 70 years ago)

[oldtech]

This is old, but...” Come my children & you shall hear
Of the midnight run of Paul Revere
Over the bed & across the floor in
A 100 yard dash to the toilet door”