This is old, but...” Come my children & you shall hear
Of the midnight run of Paul Revere
Over the bed & across the floor in
A 100 yard dash to the toilet door”
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(Also, when we think about the significance of April 18th, none of us should ever forget that on April 18, 1025, Bolesław Chrobry was crowned in Gniezno, becoming the first King of Poland.) (In those days, they had to "run threw the stones and the snow to the outhouse door".)
Listen my children and you will hear,
Of the midnight ride of a keg of beer.
Down the alley and over the fence,
And into the bellies of a couple of gents.