"Every single one of you – 100 percent of you reading this right now – has face mites. Before you break out the exfoliating scrubs and disinfectant, it's completely normal to have little animals living on your skin. And your pore pets are cute! Look at it wiggle its wee stubby legs!"
"New research suggests that no matter how scrupulous your personal hygiene, you still have face mites in your pores."