I found it hard to lick my beard, way back when I tried one.
Let me guess.
This ‘study’ was funded by Johnson & Johnsons Body Soaps for Men.
I want to see the same study on dreadlocks.
Dogs are not all that dirty.
Facial Hair May Be Cleaner Than You Think (and Good for Your Health)
https://www.doctorshealthpress.com/health-news/facial-hair-may-be-cleaner-than-you-think/
“Beards have sometimes been regarded as dirty or unhygienic, but a new study suggests that they may actually be more hygienic than clean-shaven skin.
Despite their popularity, beards have been criticized by some as being dirty. Beards have been though to harbor everything from crumbs of food to dust to harmful bacteria. A recent study even found bacteria that are present in fecal matter in a random sampling of beards.
However, a new study that compared bearded men with clean-shaven men has found that facial hair may actually be cleaner.”
Beardaphobes?
Seems like lately beards have been attacked on all fronts.
From Gallette to several others like this one.
I read that one study claimed that men with bushy beards have smaller testicles?
Roald Dahl tried to tell us in The Twits!
https://www.dogobooks.com/the-twits/book-review/0224018558/page/2
So, do they add flavor to the food that I pick off my beard?
I shaved mine off about a month ago. Trimmed it 3 times a week with a 3/8 inch clipper guide. Washed it every day, sometimes twice a day,when I got a shower. Used a little Fructis anti-frizz oil on it. Any time I got some food or drink on it, I would wash my face. I guarantee that it was far, far cleaner than my dog.
Now those unkempt, bushy beards that the Duck Dynasty wannabes wear, now those are a different story.
Huh?
Christ had a beard.
Can’t be all bad.
obviously rassis
Well yeah. Microbes are tiny. I couldn't imagine a beard carrying even a single dog.
My wife kisses the dog, so there!
“Beards” like the three beards that Tom Cruise has had so far? :P
“There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, “It is just as I feared!—
Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.....
A flea died and went to Heaven. St. Peter met it at the gate and explained that it could choose how it could spend the rest of eternity.
SP: “Have you thought about it? Do you know how you’d like to spend the rest of eternity?”
Flea: “Yes St. Peter, I have thought about it, I’d like to spend the rest of eternity on the back of a rich lady’s dog.”
SP: “So be it, it’s done.”
A few weeks later St. Peter was wondering about the flea and so he called.
SP: “Flea, how are you doing?”
Flea: “Oh St. Peter, I made a terrible mistake. This old broad washes her dog two to three times a day, she perfumes it, and I’m nauseous and I have a headache from the smell.”
SP: “Well you know that you aren’t supposed to get more than one choice on how to spend the rest of eternity, but you are supposed to be happy. Have you thought about what else you might like to do?”
Flea: “Oh yes St Peter! I have thought about it and I’m sorry I didn’t bring it up before, I’d like to spend it in Willie Nelson’s beard.”
SP: “So be it, it’s done.”
Out of curiosity St. Peter checked on the flea a few weeks later.
SP: “Hello flea, how are you doing now?”
Flea: “I’m sorry St. Peter, I’m not doing well at all. I get waked up in the middle of the night, get drenched with beer, foul language all the time and I keep getting woozy with some white powder that flies around. It’s Hell, St. Peter, I’m miserable!”
SP: “You know, flea, you’re not supposed to be able to change your mind about how you spend the rest of eternity, but you say this is ‘Hell’, have you considered what else you might like to do?”
Flea: “Oh St Peter, YES! I HAVE thought about it and I have decided that I’d like to spend the rest of eternity in Dolly Parton’s (nether area).”
SP: “So be it, it’s done.”
Not being able to stand his curiosity St. Peter decided to check on the flea again after a few weeks.
SP: “How’s it going flea?”
Flea: “Oh hi St. Peter, well, it’s kind of strange... You see there was this big party. There was lots of singing and dancing, I got bounced around a lot and there was this weird smoke in the air that made me dizzy. There were hands all over me and I don’t quite remember all that happened, but would you believe it? I’m back in Willie Nelson’s beard!”