Posted on 04/13/2019 4:14:04 PM PDT by simpson96
LAREDO, Texas A Laredo, Texas woman reportedly didnt appreciate her husbands lack of response when she asked him if she was pretty, causing her to assault him, according to the Laredo Morning Times.
Police said 20-year-old Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez told them her common-law husband assaulted and tried to strangle her, but her husband had a different story.
The man said he and Ramirez were seeing a movie when she asked him if she was pretty. He said he did not hear the question, but his lack of response irritated Ramirez.
Ramirez then reportedly hit the man several times on their way home before assaulting a relative who tried to break up the fight at the house.
She has been charged with two counts of assault, family violence.
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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat?
A: No, not at all...(the jeans are completely innocent)
There’s a rock and a hard place, being asked such a question. The man should have just started running.
Some women need to eat a couple of burgers, some need the burgers taken away. She falls in the latter category.
There are just some questions a woman should never ask her man-and no man in his right mind should answer those questions if she does ask-a wise parent should teach their kids that, starting at a very young age-it would go a long way to preventing domestic disputes...
There should be a list of those hazardous questions published-they are like IEDs...
“Well baby, you’re two kinds of pretty”. “Pretty f’n ugly and pretty apt to stay that way”.
Guilty
Burn her at the stake or hang her...
That ain’t no kid, that’s a cocktail waitress not even in a Dolly Parton wig.
Where did he find her? At a livestock market? She looks like she’d sell by the pound.
It is sad when people convince themselves they are attractiv when they are not.
She MIGHT be a 6.5 if she lost 50-60 lbs.
Didn’t Geico do an Abe Lincoln commercial using the same premise?
Too many frijoles my dear!
She bends a mean taco, muchacho.
“Next question”
Does my a$$ look fat with dress?
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