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Panty-stealing crows driving Melaka residents nuts, dozens of reports lodged
StraitsTimes ^ | THE STAR/ASIA NEWS NETWORK

Posted on 04/11/2019 8:03:21 AM PDT by csvset

MELAKA (THE STAR/ASIA NEWS NETWORK) - Crows have become a menace here, driving residents to despair while leaving one local councillor trying to figure out why the birds are targeting women's undies.

Melaka Historic City (MBMB) councillor Tan Chin Gwan said he was perplexed by why crows were snatching undergarments placed on clotheslines, especially at the city's commercial hub of Kota Laksamana.

"These thieving birds are a menace as they have swooped down and snatched dozens of panties since June last year."

"I have received more than a hundred reports of crows terrorising condominiums and high-rise residential areas in Kota Laksamana in the last 10 months, and 20 per cent of the complaints have been on missing panties," he told The Star here on Thursday (April 11).

"I am still baffled by why these crows are snatching panties, and where they go to hide them," he said.

Mr Tan added that crows have been brazenly flying into hotel premises, eateries and schools to steal food, scaring people in the process.

He said the bird population has grown so much that the MBMB pest control unit has been forced to cull them.

"In February, 81 birds were shot within the Kota Laksamana area and the operation will be continued till the end of this month," he said.

Mr Tan said that with their beaks and sharp claws, crows are also frightening away tourists, while hoteliers have complained of these creatures stealing food served at open-air restaurants.

"There have also been reports of hungry crows injuring hotel staff, as well as damaging rubbish bins at housing estates," he said.

Mr Tan added that schools in Bandar Hilir have been forced to place safety nets to stave off the avian siege.

"It's now 'normal' to hear of crows attacking pupils at canteens in a bid to grab their food," he lamented.

When it comes to counting crows, Mr Tan said the crow population in Melaka is estimated to be in the thousands, and they are now scattered across different areas within the city.


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crows; panty; raid
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To: rlmorel

We had a McDonalds across the parking lot where I worked in Michigan. Fields of corn with crows on one side, and Lake Huron with seagulls on the other.

A crow vs. a seagull for the prize of a French-fry is an epic battle. They are quite evenly matched.


21 posted on 04/11/2019 9:05:06 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: BenLurkin

LOL!!


22 posted on 04/11/2019 9:05:45 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
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To: rlmorel
This guy in our backyard was unperturbed by the crow harassment. I doubt the crows found any panties on that branch.


23 posted on 04/11/2019 9:08:43 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: sparklite2

24 posted on 04/11/2019 9:11:47 AM PDT by csvset (illegitimi non carborundum)
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To: rlmorel
My dad talked about getting a crow and splitting it's tongue,,,so it could talk.

That never happened...not sure it's even doable.

Way back when...I bot a crow call. Would take my oldest girl out in the back yard...under a fruit tree..and call that call...Crows would go crazy over it...

We had some fun then...

25 posted on 04/11/2019 9:12:19 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
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To: rlmorel
If human beings had the same kind of "git 'er done" attitude as crows and blue jays, they would be much more successful.

Humans are lazy and they whine when the going gets tough.

When the going gets tough for crows, they just hold a panty raid. Nothing makes the future look rosier than a good old fashioned panty raid.;-)

26 posted on 04/11/2019 9:12:23 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: csvset

Try washing those undies with soap.


27 posted on 04/11/2019 9:12:55 AM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: csvset

bookmark!


28 posted on 04/11/2019 9:13:04 AM PDT by sneakers (It's not the democraTIC party! It's the demoCRAT party!)
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To: csvset

Did you see the movie ‘Miracle Mile?’ A crow grabbing a lit cigarette emulates the butterfly’s flapping that morphs into a hurricane.


29 posted on 04/11/2019 9:14:35 AM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: rlmorel

I was drinking my coffee one morning on the porch watching our cat dig a hole in preparation for his morning business. A Stellar Blue Jay was on the eave of the garage watching also. When the cat got the hole on so perfect he turned to use it and just then the blue Jay swooped within inches. Cat leaped and blue Jay lit on the bird feeder watching again. Cat repaired the hole to perfection. Just as he readied to use it again her came the blue Jay. This happened four or five times until the just ignored him. I about died laughing. Blue Jay’s definitely have a sense of humor.


30 posted on 04/11/2019 9:18:59 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
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To: csvset; Ezekiel

31 posted on 04/11/2019 9:26:41 AM PDT by Daffynition (Rudy: What are you up to today? :))
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To: BenLurkin
It was deliberate!😎
32 posted on 04/11/2019 9:29:44 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Alas Babylon!

Too funny!


33 posted on 04/11/2019 9:37:43 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: csvset

I might start doing this myself. Instead of buying a bed I can just build myself a nest of air-freshened panties.


34 posted on 04/11/2019 9:39:06 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: Daffynition; csvset

Great thread, thanks!

How many crow’s nests have been lovingly fashioned from pilfered ladies’ undies?

Imagine the competition for best nest.


35 posted on 04/11/2019 9:47:25 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word.)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Hahahahaha! I can completely visualize that!


36 posted on 04/11/2019 9:48:41 AM PDT by rlmorel (If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
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To: csvset

I didn’t know that crows like seafood.


37 posted on 04/11/2019 9:49:16 AM PDT by fredhead (Duty, Honor, Country.....Honor, Courage, Commitment)
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To: Daffynition

Hahahahahahah! I am so taking that!


38 posted on 04/11/2019 9:49:31 AM PDT by rlmorel (If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
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To: csvset

In the fwiw department, I’ve watched a seagull walk into a convenient store and steal a bag of Doritos.

In Clearwater Florida.

Then he opened the bag and chowed down.

5.56mm


39 posted on 04/11/2019 9:53:40 AM PDT by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
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To: Ezekiel
Eons ago, we had a thread, about a klepto cat in the UK, who was stealing 'wears from the neighborhood clotheslines.


40 posted on 04/11/2019 9:56:45 AM PDT by Daffynition (Rudy: What are you up to today? :))
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