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Panty-stealing crows driving Melaka residents nuts, dozens of reports lodged
StraitsTimes ^ | THE STAR/ASIA NEWS NETWORK

Posted on 04/11/2019 8:03:21 AM PDT by csvset

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1 posted on 04/11/2019 8:03:21 AM PDT by csvset
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2 posted on 04/11/2019 8:06:44 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Tonight's feature on Monster Chiller Horror Theater is The Birds II: Panty Raid at Jakarta starring Darren McGavin, Adrienne Barbeau, Soon Tek Oh and Twiggy.


3 posted on 04/11/2019 8:14:22 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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4 posted on 04/11/2019 8:17:15 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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The problem isn't so much the missing
panties as it is the crow demanding a
smoke when he's finished.

5 posted on 04/11/2019 8:17:45 AM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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“he was perplexed by why crows were snatching undergarments placed on clotheslines,”

At least they aren’t snatching them while they are being worn.


6 posted on 04/11/2019 8:19:10 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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“snatching” is probably an unfortunate choice of words....


7 posted on 04/11/2019 8:20:57 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Only one option left...go commando.


8 posted on 04/11/2019 8:30:46 AM PDT by moovova
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Don’t hang the underwear out to dry outside.


9 posted on 04/11/2019 8:40:55 AM PDT by Innovative
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Go my crows, bring me panties!!!

This scene was in Lord of the Rings, no?

They're not getting yer panties, Mister Frodo!

10 posted on 04/11/2019 8:44:37 AM PDT by Alas Babylon! (The media is after us. Trump's just in the way.)
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Gender confused possibly?


11 posted on 04/11/2019 8:49:25 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
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I like crows. They have a lot of personality--strong personality at that--and they are smart as hell.

So they steal panties...who cares? Hang your panties in the bathroom if you don't want them stolen.

As for crows stealing food from outdoor restaurants...go crows. Don't forget the fortune cookies.

12 posted on 04/11/2019 8:50:56 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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Your panties or your life! When crows go bad.

13 posted on 04/11/2019 8:51:36 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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It’s time for a Murder of Crows..................


14 posted on 04/11/2019 8:53:30 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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Or Angry Birds!


15 posted on 04/11/2019 8:55:18 AM PDT by xp38
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Or Angry Birds!


16 posted on 04/11/2019 8:55:18 AM PDT by xp38
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The Stand on steroids.


17 posted on 04/11/2019 8:55:46 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
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I just knew this would be a great thread!


18 posted on 04/11/2019 8:58:20 AM PDT by rlmorel (If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
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I also happen to like crows, but have grown to like Blue Jays even more (they belong in the same family of birds...the Corvids)

Very intelligent, very quirky behavior...I love em.


19 posted on 04/11/2019 8:59:31 AM PDT by rlmorel (If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
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As a follow-up on crows...at least they aren't whining about suffering from discrimination or demanding safe spaces from upsetting ideas and points of view.

You can call them "bird brains" to their faces and they don't give a sh!t. Feelings? What feelings would those be?

But hang your delicate panties out in the back yard and BOOM. Gone, baby, gone.

Lose your concentration while at an outdoor restaurant and BOOM...sea bass say "see you later, sucka."

20 posted on 04/11/2019 9:04:27 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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