[ClearCase_guy]

Some years ago I had an abandoned car on my property. I wanted to get rid of it so I called a junk yard and they brought out a tow truck. Big, burly guy gets out. Tattoos, beard, overalls, the full stereotype. He bent down and looked all underneath the car.

I said, "What are you looking for?"
He said, "Bees. If I start towing this thing and there's a bee hive underneath here, it's gonna be bad."
I said, "What would you do then?"
He shrugged: "Probably run and scream like a little girl."

[SamAdams76]

A few years ago, I ran over a ground nest in my back yard with my lawn mower.

I had no idea I could still run so fast!

I slammed the patio door and thought I was safe. When I went to sit down to catch my breath, I felt a burning sensation in my leg. I realized then that I had several bees in my pants leg!

I had no idea I could get my pants off so fast!