“...Geologists discover a new hotspot in Yellowstone super volcano that’s killing off trees in a patch of warm land the size of FOUR soccer fields...”
Oh, the horror of it all! The sheer horror! Those poor little trees. Trees have feeling too, dontcha know? The Occasional Kotex and the all-knowing OzoneAlGore must be immediately summoned for solutions to this horror. /S
How many millions of acres of trees are dying in the Western states due to bark beetles???