BEDBUG INN.... You will be itching to stay here

Vanity post | April 1, 2019 | Self

[Greg123456]

Now hiring several workers. Housekeepers, maintenance workers, desk clerks please apply . You're itching to start today, April 1st.

[Greg123456]

Look at the calendar Ha ha.

[Notthereyet]

LOLOL

[EinNYC]

Sorry. This one bites.

[equaviator]

“Where the chiggers are bigger!”

[hanamizu]

“Where the chiggers are bigger!”

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I’ve not experienced bedbugs, but chiggers (Missouri’s state bird) have to be experienced to be believed. Kind of like an unripe persimmon.

[Retired Chemist]

There’s a song about a guest calling a motel manager and he answers with “ what’s eating you today.” The guest replies with “ that’s what I would like to know”