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To: JBW1949

I was just thinking of posting that joke!

Well... here’s another one....

A husband and wife were playing a round together. On the tenth hole, there was an old barn along the fairway. The wife sliced her drive into the barn.

Her husband said, no problem. I will open the barn door and you can reach the green by hitting though the barn. He opened the door and waited for her to hit. She did, but unfortunately her shot caught him flush in the forehead and killed him.

Years passed, and lo and behold, the widow remarried and was playing the same course with her new spouse. They came to the tenth and once again she sliced into the old barn. Her new husband offered to open the barn so she could have a shot at the green.

I don’t think so, she replied. Last time I tried that I took a double bogey.


25 posted on 03/19/2019 8:41:31 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
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To: Rummyfan

Hey Rummyfan...I just now saw your joke about the husband and wife...That’s a good one...I’ll have to remember that one...Thanks...


52 posted on 03/19/2019 2:26:19 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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