1 posted on
03/17/2019 7:09:26 PM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Put two guys in a spacecraft to two
months, and they both come back with herpes.
Heh. It’s puzzling...
2 posted on
03/17/2019 7:11:48 PM PDT by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Or maybe they’re all just banging each other up there?
3 posted on
03/17/2019 7:12:22 PM PDT by
Spruce
To: DUMBGRUNT
There is a scene in an old sci fi movie called “Ice Pirates” that comes to mind.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Another reason to not go to Mars.
5 posted on
03/17/2019 7:13:24 PM PDT by
Trumpet 1
(US Constitution is my guide.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
8 posted on
03/17/2019 7:15:00 PM PDT by
real saxophonist
(One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Maybe the human gnome wasn’t designed for space travel. Just a thought.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Wait. Seriously. You can have herpes and still qualify as an astronaut?
10 posted on
03/17/2019 7:17:37 PM PDT by
Noamie
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Um this should not perplex the herpes simplex.
13 posted on
03/17/2019 7:20:11 PM PDT by
CJ Wolf
(Free wwg1wga! Woe is media...)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Note to self: Never date an astronaut.
To: DUMBGRUNT
I suspect that it’s just the recycled air giving exposure more often to the herpes virus (and let’s be honest, as much as they try to keep everything pretty & clean up there, there’s not really much of a way to do it.)
15 posted on
03/17/2019 7:21:14 PM PDT by
kingu
(Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
20 posted on
03/17/2019 7:26:21 PM PDT by
proud American in Canada
("I may be dead, but I'm still pretty." Buffy the Vampire Slayer, played by Sarah Michelle Gellar )
To: DUMBGRUNT
What happens in space should stay in space.
23 posted on
03/17/2019 7:28:01 PM PDT by
Jyotishi
(Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Fortunately their destination wasn’t Uranus.
25 posted on
03/17/2019 7:29:28 PM PDT by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Are we talking chicken pox or shingles?
28 posted on
03/17/2019 7:32:14 PM PDT by
petitfour
(APPEAL TO HEAVEN)
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38 posted on
03/17/2019 7:41:31 PM PDT by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Speaking of Astronaut with an urge:
Remember the story of NASA Astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak?
Step into this Hot Tub Time Machine and press the red button.
Year 2007; Headline; Diaper-wearing astronaut jailed in love triangle plot to kidnap and murder love rival.
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44 posted on
03/17/2019 7:59:11 PM PDT by
Flag_This
(Liberals are locusts.)
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Space Herpes! </Ice Pirates>
48 posted on
03/17/2019 8:11:20 PM PDT by
null and void
(If socialism is so grand, why are Guatemalans coming here instead of going to Venezuela?)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I miss the old days here, when there was much less dumbassery.
There are multiple strains of herpes simplex of course...
Boomers will never stop booming though.
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