He should be happy people aren’t ordering bologna sandwiches.
I lived on baloney and Braunschweiger sandwiches as a kid--along with Swanson's frozen chicken à la King, served over toasted Wonderbread or white rice. But in Italy, the sausage isn't called Bologna or baloney. The Italians call it mortadella.
fried bologna (with radial cuts to prevent curling ) covered with parmesan and served with garlic crusty Italian toast was a staple
bologna fried
Italian sombrero