Patient learns he is dying from robot’s video screen.
Patient says that is awful because he has not yet paid his hospital hill.
Robot gives dying man three more months to live.
“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.” - Henny Youngman
That Henny Youngman was a treasure. “Doctor, doctor, nobody will talk to me!” The doctor said, “Next!”