IRISH VERSION.....
An Irish man walks into a pub.
Whatll you have? the bartender asks.
Give me three pints of Guinness, please, says the man.
The bartender brings him three pints, and the man proceeds to sip them alternately the first one, the next one, and then the third one, until theyre all gone. He then orders three more.
Sir, says the bartender, I know you like them cold. You dont have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on you, and when you get low Ill bring you a fresh cold one.
You dont understand, the man says. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night wed still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and were drinking together.
What a wonderful tradition, the bartender says, smiling.
Every week after that, the man comes into the bar and orders three beers. But one week, he orders only two. He drinks them and orders two more.
I know what your tradition is, says the bartender sadly, and Id just like to say that Im sorry that one of your brothers died.
Oh, me brothers are fine, says the man. I just quit drinking.
So you’re a Baptist and I’m Irish!!!!! LOL!
Alternatively, “I gave up drinking for Lent”.