“Sung to the tune of “16 Candles”;
“Sixteen Felonies...”
Or maybe, in your best Tennessee Ernie Ford,
“You break 16 laws,
what dya get,
a roommate named Bubba
and a room in Joliet . . .”
*applause*
LOL
Nicely turned phrases!
I like it. That works too.
I recall Tennessee appearing on different entertainment shows in the 60’s. He dressed up all the time, like Dean Martin.
I think he also smoked during his performance. Everybody clapped.
Those were the days.
GOOD one!