The manager lets him stay in the laundry room but didn't tell him he could break into apartments. Not very security conscious.
It he cooked pork chops in the home of a muslim or lesbian vegan that’s a federal hate crime.
Evil bastard wasted valuable heat cooking his dinner and for his shower.
“Ledet said he had gone inside to get a vase he had left in there and then admitted he also used the shower and cooked some pork chops.
Ledet added that there were other people in the apartment to help him move things out”.
Because when you break into an apartment to get a vase you always need to take a shower, make pork chops and then have your friends help you move things out. (I suppose ‘things’ meant the vase).
Hygiene is important. But there is no mention of vegetables.
I like the stories where someone gets stabbed over pork chops...
Dat aint yo poke chop! My poke chop is mo angular!
NOT FUNNY!! I had a man or MEN come into my apt.....spend the nite on my bed...smoke a pack of my cigarettes....drink a few bottles of FRESCA.... eat a package of cheese and bread re handle all of my clothes....put my underwear UNDER my mattress cover.....and oh yeah....cut my phone lines!! Luckily, I had spent the nite at my sisters babysitting and they came home late....THANK GOD!! I would be DEAD or RAPED! THANK YOU GOD FOR SAVING ME!!
My Yucatan pork chop recipe:
1” thick chop, squeeze lime juice on this, dust with cayenne, rub with Bufalo Brand chipotle sauce, zest the lime on it and cook on grill or in pan.
Well of course he cooked up some pork chops.
Is it Ledet that lives in the laundry room?
What is he, some kind of squatter? Does he
fold clothes for money? The building owner
puts up with it?
Bet the criminal isn’t a Muslim.
Sounds like he wanted to get caught.
Guess he didn’t make a CLEAN getaway?
This story reads like a SOAP opera.
Austin - where everyone’s LEFT, even the burglars.
In jail the guy will be known as “Pork Chop Joe”.