I know but them good-old-boys kinda slow walk when you tell them its 7 miles out and in 400 feet of water.
“Uh....how much beer?”
Maybe you SE Michigan guys do it differently, but up here, the beer is found at the site of the wreck (no Northern Michigan ice rescue story is complete without snowmobiles!)...the dudes in the 4 wheelers get the beer when they get to the wreck.