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Driver plunges into toxic creek, escapes car, breaks into nearby business, strips off clothes, ...
NJ.com Advanced Media ^
| February 28, 2019
Posted on 02/28/2019 5:18:01 PM PST by SMGFan
A motorist whose car plunged into a Meadowlands creek swam to shore and forced his way into a business, where he took off his soaking clothes and apparently fell asleep, police said.
Doruk Demirtas was driving his Ford Fusion east on East Union Avenue when it crashed into a guardrail at the dead end street, went off the road and ended up submerged in Berrys Creek around 1:15 a.m. on Thursday, according to East Rutherford police Capt. Phillip Taormina.
*cut* Berrys Creek has the highest concentration of mercury in the world, and is part of a Superfund site.
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Origin of the Toxic Avenger!
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:18:01 PM PST
by
SMGFan
To: SMGFan
And then he demanded a beer. Now it’s contaminated with - toxic masculinity!
To: SMGFan
To: SMGFan
So, what did you do today, honey?
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:21:46 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: AndyJackson
Meth?
In New Jersey?
Nah, H
To: SMGFan
Origin of the Toxic Avenger!
The only Super Hero from New Jersey!
Some reason, when I saw the headline “toxic creek” I immediately thought New Jersey
To: AndyJackson
Some people will do anything to get out of a Math test.
To: SMGFan
Not a good day for Doruk.
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:25:30 PM PST
by
TChad
To: SMGFan
“Who’s the U-Boat Commander?”
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:25:57 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: SamAdams76
Sounds like he didn’t have a paddle either.
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:26:14 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: SMGFan
For some reason, I read the headline and figured it happened in Russia.
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:28:07 PM PST
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
To: Trump.Deplorable
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:28:32 PM PST
by
SMGFan
To: SMGFan
I think that dude works at the Golden Eagle diner on Broad Avenue.
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:31:28 PM PST
by
mindburglar
(Don't bother. I don't debate.)
To: SMGFan
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:37:51 PM PST
by
fruser1
To: mindburglar
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:38:23 PM PST
by
SMGFan
To: SMGFan
He’s a Greek guy from Pal Park. He is in the diner community inner circle.
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:46:46 PM PST
by
mindburglar
(Don't bother. I don't debate.)
To: mindburglar
Couldn’t be that toxic or his clothes would have dissolved before he got them off. Or the car would have crossed the creek without sinking.
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:50:53 PM PST
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought)
To: SMGFan
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posted on
02/28/2019 5:55:19 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: Equine1952
I used to fish in that creek. It’s bad. Smelled like chemicals. Good news is, I have superhuman strength and 6 nipples.
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posted on
02/28/2019 6:03:44 PM PST
by
mindburglar
(Don't bother. I don't debate.)
To: mindburglar
That’s udderly amazing. 😂
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posted on
02/28/2019 6:21:09 PM PST
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought)
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