Where do you go to get just an ordinary non-sexual back massage?
Chiropractors and physical therapy places have wonderful machinery...and I even got a massage at one office that was administered by a human.
(His ‘love beads’ kept falling in my face, though, distracting me from the lovely New Age music; and I had to ask him to take them off...)
a professional licensed massage therapist. Not any place that sounds Asian or tells you they have masseuses or has plexiglass between waiting area and where you pay. Make sure they have full wall to the rooms and doors not like tanning bed stalls or just curtained off. Plenty of true therapeutic massage practitioners, American Massage Therapy Association, you can search for your area.