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To: o-n-money

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A: Prostitutes suck with a purpose. Lawyers just suck.


117 posted on 02/22/2019 2:20:18 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Mueller? Rubio? Scott? Nelson? Cruz? Anyone could be in Florida.


120 posted on 02/22/2019 2:23:18 PM PST by tirednvirginia
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To: Buckeye McFrog

The commonality is that they will both screw you at a cost.


127 posted on 02/22/2019 2:24:53 PM PST by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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To: Buckeye McFrog
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A: Prostitutes suck with a purpose. Lawyers just suck.

1) With a prostitute, you're paying to screw them. And you can decide in advance how long you want it to last.

2) Prostitutes don't double-bill their hours.

145 posted on 02/22/2019 2:47:13 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

And prostitutes stop f~%<ing you once you’re dead


184 posted on 02/22/2019 4:49:36 PM PST by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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