[Responsibility2nd]

Once in a great while a pair of pants will need mending. Maybe a belt loop has broken. Or maybe a button on a shirt has gone missing. I can have my dry cleaners fix and repair stuff like that. But the cost usually is close to what I paid for the shirt or the pair of pants in the first place. Might as well throw them away.

[IronJack]

The new ones are made by machines. The old ones are repaired by hand.

Do the math.

[Daffynition]

If my dearly departed saw the *fashionable jeans* now being promoted; well, jeans like that might be for yard work or cleaning out the garage. She wouldn't let you out of the house if that was what you had on. Makes me chuckle.