[governsleastgovernsbest]

[governsleastgovernsbest]

“Next on CNN: could eating an omelet constitute a high crime and misdemeanor?”

Ping to Liberal Media Criticism list.

[Spok]

Breaking eggs is obviously an impeachable offense. Does CNN really want to be a caricature of itself?

[FrdmLvr]

What a-holes.

[KittyKares]

Perhaps not being a vegan is a crime?

[tuffydoodle]

Breakfast is racist.

[dainbramaged]

Did he put ketchup on it?

[Slyfox]

When I was a kid I remember watching pre-coverage of the moon landing.

NBC had their camera fixated on a garage door of one of the astronauts. It was slightly open, about 6 inches, probably because the cat could go in and out at its leisure.

The reporters on the scene kept wondering what a slightly open garage door could possibly mean.

My mom had enough and said: "That is why they are known as Nitpickers Broadcasting Corporation."

[EdnaMode]

Did he put ketchup on it?

[headstamp 2]

Talk about ankle biters.

[gunsequalfreedom]

Thousands of 20-something-males swarming and breaching the border is not an emergency?

[outpostinmass2]

I wonder what FDR ate for breakfast during the Pearl Harbor attack? What was for lunch at the White House on D-Day? Heck, Churchill ate three squares every day in a bunker during the Battle of Britain.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Maxine Waters has demanded that this photo be placed into the record as evidence of President Trump having committed a high crime and misdemeanor.

[Fiddlstix]

[Buckeye McFrog]

So what is he SUPPOSED to eat during a national emergency?
A vegan MRE?

[SpaceBar]

Maybe homo sapiens is undergoing an evolutionary bifurcation, and what we know as 'liberals' are simply the genetic left-behinds, squirming in a little muddy pool they believe to be the universe.

[ArtDodger]

Although it was quite alright for Hillary to be unaccounted for during the whole night that Ambassador Stevens and other Americans were murdered.

[I want the USA back]

Good thing he didn't eat a Spanish omelet or they would have called it cultural appropriation.

[Nomad577]

Well I think it’s more about him relaxing at Mar-aLago than the omelettes, and openly saying he didn’t need to do the emergency. He kind of opens his big mouth and makes his own case against himself

But whatever who cares I guess, I gave up long time ago

[antidemoncrat]

“Alisyn Camerota”: Fox News conservative reporter turned CNN liberal reporter. Definition of professional prostitution?

[MichaelCorleone]

An omelet, eh? A Russian omelet perhaps?

Better extend the Mueller witch hunt another six years to ‘investigate’.