To: oh8eleven
I knew a guy that worked at a brewery and drowned in a big beer vat. When his wife asked if he suffered, they said they didn’t think so, cause he got out to go to the bathroom three times.
7 posted on
02/12/2019 8:13:54 AM PST by
stormer
To: stormer
13 posted on
02/12/2019 8:15:53 AM PST by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: stormer
you need a rim shot after that?
To: stormer
They tried to rescue him, but he fought them off valiantly.
32 posted on
02/12/2019 8:47:10 AM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(Being woke means you can be nasty and hateful and use and racist slurs but feel morally superior.)
To: stormer
Smother Brothers routine:
“I fell into a vat of chocolate and nearly drowned.”
“Wow. How did you get out?”
“I yelled, “Fire, fire!”
“What? Why did you yell ‘fire?’”
“Well, nobody was gonna come if I yelled, “Chocolate!”
49 posted on
02/12/2019 9:44:33 AM PST by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: stormer
...he got out to go to the bathroom three times. Ding! Ding! Ding!
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