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To: EdnaMode

Apparently the chimps have learned to speak English. Zookeepers say they heard the apes shout “We didn’t come here to act monkeys for everybody,” followed by “Did the Japanese sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed her?” After much shrieking and bellowing among the pack of simians, the first one climbing up called out “Well fellas, lets go!”


28 posted on 02/10/2019 1:28:50 PM PST by SoCal Pubbie
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To: SoCal Pubbie

I have it on good authority that this is actually what the chimps were doing before their attempted escape:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o

Mel Brooks is a genius.


29 posted on 02/10/2019 1:35:30 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: SoCal Pubbie

““Did the Japanese sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed her?”

Those chimps are morons. Everyone knows it was the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor.


35 posted on 02/10/2019 2:36:01 PM PST by lowbridge
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