This was so stupid. I was searching for that article on winter wheat. Had to read your entire screed to figure out that the keyword “agriculture” probably referred to your bean joke.
OMG - LOL out loud!
(Just teasing - I liked it.)
I have written several articles about Winter Wheat.
My best was, at least I think so,
“Winter Wheat: A Tricky Name Or Do You Have To Put Skis On The Tractor?”
I almost won an academy award or something with it.