*headline ping* ;)
Aggravated assault and aggravated battery with a machete charges only draws a $10k bail? This guy does not belong on the streets period.
Florida man just doing what he does best, getting his picture on Al Gore’s amazing internet while making his momma and daddy proud. Just another day in the great sunshine state we call Flori-duh.
I gotta admit that that headline gave me a good chuckle.
The guy is obviously an idiot. Machetes aren't stabbing tools. They are for slashing and hacking.
Be glad he didn’t have a bat named “Lucille”.
Didn’t his mama tell him not to drink if he wanted to hack off something?
Darwin Award nominee.