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Memories made of this: USB stick found in frozen seal poo
www.reuters.com ^ | February 5, 2019 / 6:51 AM | Staff

Posted on 02/05/2019 1:59:12 PM PST by Red Badger

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To: Buckeye McFrog

Your data is safe until someone breaks the seal.


41 posted on 02/05/2019 2:58:57 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: null and void

Million to one shot, doc!


42 posted on 02/05/2019 2:59:59 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: Red Badger

This is simple. The seal had taken videos of his girlfriend and his offspring seal during an out of town “business trip”. His wife, having discovered his tendency to be out of town more often than her friends husband’s, was getting “ nosy”. Hey, what was he to do with the evidence?


43 posted on 02/05/2019 3:05:53 PM PST by gathersnomoss (Grace and Dignity Will Win The Day.)
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To: Red Badger

Amazing, really, that it wasn’t full of guns lost in boating accidents.


44 posted on 02/05/2019 3:08:19 PM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: Salamander

sTURDy...very funny.


45 posted on 02/05/2019 3:20:06 PM PST by The Unknown Republican
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To: Red Badger

It contained photos of naked baby seals!


46 posted on 02/05/2019 3:21:34 PM PST by zeestephen
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To: zeestephen

Getting clubbed—a snuff film


47 posted on 02/05/2019 3:29:52 PM PST by I-ambush (One foot in the grave,one foot on the pedal. I was born to rebel.)
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To: snuffy smiff

Saving that. I can think of so many uses for it...


48 posted on 02/05/2019 3:51:13 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it")
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To: Red Badger

Where Hillary’s emails eended up.


49 posted on 02/05/2019 4:15:24 PM PST by lurk
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To: a fool in paradise

I bet it had a FAT table on it.


50 posted on 02/05/2019 4:33:35 PM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: carriage_hill

Same here but the democommies seem to relish in doing it!


51 posted on 02/05/2019 5:08:37 PM PST by snuffy smiff (Build the Wall and build it tall, then build a gallows and hang them ALL!)
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To: Red Badger
They say owner can have stick back if they can identify it..

What do you think the origin of the feces was in which the memory was found?

52 posted on 02/05/2019 6:40:08 PM PST by PAR35
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To: Red Badger

The guy was eaten by the sea leopard.


53 posted on 02/05/2019 8:29:41 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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To: Red Badger

Mystery solved. The leopard seal ate
the photographer.


54 posted on 02/05/2019 9:09:42 PM PST by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: I-ambush

Re: Snuff Film

Thanks for the clever and slightly gory humor.


55 posted on 02/05/2019 10:00:40 PM PST by zeestephen
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To: Red Badger

Kinda boring that the mysterious usb found in seal poop contained nothing more interesting than pictures of seals.


56 posted on 02/06/2019 5:29:16 AM PST by dead (Our next president is going to be sooooo boring.)
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To: dead

Well, there was a video of someone in a blue kayak who appeared to be wearing a GoPro.

He/She must have lost the USB stick when changing it ...................


57 posted on 02/06/2019 6:02:36 AM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: a fool in paradise

I’m sure they have found a few sticks, but not the USB kind...............


58 posted on 02/06/2019 6:11:34 AM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: zeestephen

PETA Porn!.....................


59 posted on 02/06/2019 6:21:26 AM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: PAR35

Say that might make a nice title for a book:

On the Origin of Feces.........By means of Natural Defecation.......


60 posted on 02/06/2019 6:27:02 AM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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