[Enigo54]

*slips on a silk glove* As a man married to a small breasted woman….. Sir, I rebuke thee!

[MileHi]

Sir, I rebuke thee!

No offense. I have been accustomed to, shall we say, considerably more for these 30 years now. It's a matter of perspective, I suppose. The Mrs. has aged very, very well as it happens. {:0)

[stylin19a]

*slips on a silk glove* As a man married to a small breasted woman….. Sir, I rebuke thee!

speaking of the Irish...

Into the local pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.

“What happened to you?” asks, the bartender.
“Jamie O’Conner and I had a fight,” says Paddy.

“That little shit, O’Conner,” says the bartender, “He couldn’t do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.”
“That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.”

“Well,” says the bartender, “you should have defended yourself, didn’t you have something in your hand?”

“That I did,” said Paddy. “Mrs. O’Conner’s breast, and a ting of beauty it was, but utterly useless in a fight.”