"I tell you Todd, I had no idea I was racist, but now thanks to this school that is price gouging the hell out of my tuition and will leave me in massive debt for decades, I realize I am racist and I feel so guilty for my white privilege"
"Good for you Julie, now let's get back to the afffirmation: Repeat after me ..'I am racist...I am racist I am racist..'"
"Oh Todd, I am certainly getting my moneys worth!"
LOL. Too funny.