Wow. What did you fail to do?
What will you do now?
I failed to give my all for President Trump. When I could have been out in the streets supporting Him, I went to Walmart, and church committee meetings, and Cub Scouts, and meetings of the environmental science team, and Weight Watchers. I did laundry, ran the vacuum, and taught phonics. OMG.
Going forward, I’ll probably do the same stuff, but I’ll hate myself with extra ooomph, because I failed Trump.