Tight shot of that Gillette commercial on a screen. Through the screen suddenly burst through a group of terrified teenage boys wearing MAGA hats, pursued by mouth frothing-network reporters, celebrities, Democratic candidates, and fake-Hebrew nationalists screaming anti-gay, anti-Jew, anti-Christian slogans. At a vegan BBQ, a line of several dozen network newspeople watch the crowd pursue the panicked boys and just stand and say “Journalists will be journalists” and they all laugh. As the boys and their families and friends are beaten bloody, the tag line rolls up…
“TOXIC JOURNALTIVITY. We don’t CARE about your kids.”
I haven’t even seen the ad and yet it still makes me feel like half a fag just reading about it.