“Hello, Snake Farm Insurance claims department? You’re not gonna believe this, but.....”
“”I just heard,” Elon Musk, the company’s founder, tweeted, confirming on-the-ground reports that the vehicle was no longer vertical.”
lol... That stuck me funny.
D’oh!
“Everything SpaceX did to get ready for this storm worked against them. It looked like they blocked the wind coming from the southeast, but the winds shifted in the night and came from the northeast and that sucker went flying.”
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That’s because the winds were actually stronger yesterday afternoon and coming from the south. They shifted between 4 and 5 in the morning and that’s when the fairing came down.
https://w1.weather.gov/data/obhistory/KBRO.html
It’s first hopper test flight was a Fail than
It gets windy in South Texas? Dang, who coulda seen that coming?
People are going to fly into outer space in that thing?!
The wind in Texas doesn’t blow, it just sucks.
A little bondo and some some duct tape will fix it right up.
*ping*
I’d have hoped that 50-60mph winds would have been planned for. They aren’t THAT extreme or unusual.
Folks I’m telling you this ship, nor anything resembling it will ever fly.
Stainless steel. And a marginally plausible BS story as to why this material was selected.
The ship weighs many tons more than it would if modern materials were used.
At half the weight and far superior heat resistance,and cold resistance, titanium is the only material that is remotely plausible.
I am beginning to think Musks latest rocket is a scam. The design looks like a WW-II era V-2 and if a 50 mph wind knocks it down and obviously damages it severely I have doubts it would survive even a sub orbital hop. The photos of the damaged rocket seem to show it is nothing more than a hollow shell.