American Passenger Orders Taiwanese Flight Attendants to Wipe His Butt After Defecating

NextShark ^ | January 21, 2019 | Ryan General

[Trump20162020]

A female chief purser and her crew of flight attendants at Taiwanese international airline EVA Air were reportedly left traumatized after an American passenger tried to coerce them into wiping his butt after defecating.

The chief purser, identified only by her surname Kuo, revealed in a recent press conference that the passenger made unreasonable requests from the flight’s all-female cabin crew on Saturday.

According to Kuo, the man asked her crew to pull down his pants and then told them to wipe his backside after he finished relieving himself.

The unnamed passenger, who was described as Caucasian and obese, was using a wheelchair during the flight from Los Angeles to Taipei, reports MailOnline.

In order to not leave the lone passenger trapped in the lavatory, Kuo’s chief attendant put on three pairs of latex gloves and reluctantly agreed to do it.

[Kozy]

How did a 400 pound man in a wheelchair get into one of airplane bathrooms? Wipe your butt? Well sir you can kiss mine. No way.

[arthurus]

Truly an Ugly American. I am glad I have never had to sit by him on an airplane.

[A strike]

Wow. Can you imagine the trauma for the person(s) next him on a 14 hr flight, even if he had two seats?

[FLvoter]

I worked with a guy so fat that there’s no perceivable way he could have wiped his butt without assistance or a device. He was only in his 20s!

[sit-rep]

I’d hit it!!... 5 times!!

[9YearLurker]

That doesn’t explain the moans of pleasure or why he didn’t have an attendant with him if he was unable to tend to himself.

[sodpoodle]

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made By
Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When You get home, lock your doors,

Draw The curtains and disconnect the phone So You will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit In your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the
Thermometer.

Now, Carefully place it on a table or a surface
So That it will not become chipped or broken.

Now The fun part begins. Take Out the literature from the box and read it Carefully.

You Will notice that in small print there is a
Statement:

“Every
Rectal Thermometer Made by Johnson & Johnson Is
Personally tested And then
Sanitized.”

Now,
Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,’ I am so glad I do not work in
The thermometer quality control department at

Johnson
& Johnson.’

HAVE
A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE
OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

Remember,
If you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your
Heart....

Maybe
You should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

The chief attendant deserves a lifetime supply of toilet paper.

[MayflowerMadam]

OH, that is hilarious!! Personally tested.

I laugh at the TV ads for “XYZ”, and they warn you not to take XYZ if you’re allergic to XYZ. Really? So glad they told me; otherwise, I would’ve scarfed XYZ right down in a skinny minute.

[JohnnyP]

The ketogenic diet is an easy solution to his obesity problem and would take only a few months to resolve it.

Since dropping 40 pounds, I see it everywhere. People just don’t know how dangerous carbs can be.

[deweyfrank]

Disgusting! He is probably a democrat and should have been shown the door.

[knarf]

HERE'S one;

I'm fat and can't wipe my own butt properly so I use a bidet.

Washes clean and all I have to do is pat dry.

When I (rarely) travel, Either I don't eat until I get to a "safe house", or I carry one of those plastic grabber things that are designed to grab a wad of TP so you CAN wipe your butt.

Has anyone BEEN in an airplane bathroom lately ?

IMO, even skinny people can't effectively wipe their butts correctly.

Certainly not with those stupid little squares of sandpaper

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

That's not a wheelchair. That's a Lazy Fat Bastard trolley.

[susannah59]

Some men enjoy humiliating women.

I’ve seen it once or twice in my career as a nurse.

I knew a couple years ago who seemed perfectly normal to everyone around them. Then the husband suffered a catastrophic injury requiring a long hospitalization and, eventually, nursing home care. That was when “the truth” came out. The mild-mannered public person turned out to have been an abusive tyrant at home. One of his wife’s “duties” had been wiping his butt for him, throughout their entire marriage. His last few years weren’t pleasant. I’m pleased to report that she survived him by many years, living her life exactly as she pleased.

Doing personal care for someone who is unable to do it for themselves isn’t humiliating. It’s the attitude of the recipient that makes it so.

[hal ogen]

The ultimate “ugly American”.