[Cassius Flavia Agrippa]

I’m dead...

[wally_bert]

I should have been dead decades ago due to my love of French fries.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit... pass the ketchup.

[budj]

<...I’m dead..."

...me, too, but happy!

[Paal Gulli]

The late, great George Carlin once said that bacon is worth cancer. I'd have to add FREEDOM fries to that list.

BTW, if you didn't know, pommes frites originated in Belgium, not France. But droves of American GIs came home from France after WWI raving about them, knowing only that they were in France when they first ate them.