:: You too could experience cold if you went to the nearest bodega/party store/general store and asked to get locked in the freezer for 1/2 hour. Try it, you’ll love it! ::
Only, to make it a true experience, bagster would have to re-stock the freezer with a shovel.
I don't think they have those out where he is. We'd have to send him one. Or, we could just fly him back East and make him shovel for us. My 400' driveway would keep him busy all day, and then he could hitch-hike down to you (gotta keep it authentic, lots of hitchhikers in the snow)